David Joyce R-OH : "There are members who will vote for Kevin until the others come around or until he drops out. They'll vote for him 500 times."

#Congress

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Silly Fox, the alligator eats the bigger number!

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Fox News is running clips of Dan Crenshaw calling Boe Boe & Co terrorists and narcissists for not voting for McCarthy.

They're consuming themselves. 🐍

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Fox News: Have you heard about the Twitter Files!?

*Gesticulates wildly away from the chaos going on in #Congress*

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Unruly shouting!!!

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It's #Congress time!

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T -6m

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#SmershTV update: CNN & MSNBC have been talking about the House reconvening in 30.

Fox is obsessed with zombies in Portland.

So far on Fox News:

"This is a self-contained disaster, not an unmanaged one like the Dems claim."

"The Reps are a circular firing squad, not firing everywhere like the Dems"

&

"They (The Reps) are saying things they won't be able to take back and instead they should all just go get drunk tonight"

They are dumbfounded by the infighting.

It's delicious.

#SmershTV - for luke warmest of takes

So do the Dems have an arcade or a bar they can go hang out at while the Reps try and get their shit together in the next 3.5 hours?

I bet AOC can skee-ball like a mofo.

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ooooohh a call for a roll call!

things are getting spicy!!

#Congress

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Really putting that AP US History score of 3 to work today. 😎

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After 7 unsuccessful votes, Jeffries & McCarthy will enter the Octagon in a no-holds-barred match for the Speakership.

#Congress

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REVEALED:

Hunter Biden's laptop contains the location of the Ark of the Covenant.

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Maybe these should be tagged #smershtv but whatever, gonna rant.

I’m also annoyed this morning that the foreign press has declared this election a referendum on Trump. Looking at you BBC.
His referendum happened when he lost reelection to Biden, he’s already been rebuked by the people.

We may as well be saying this was a referendum Bill Clinton if we’re going to ignore the sitting president. Who, by the way, despite the neigh sayers including myself, outperformed midterms historically.

CBS: "Colorado is no longer a swing state."

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Michael Bennett is really a Kennedy cosplay enthusiast whose gone too far.

#SmershTV
#Colorado #Politics

CBS control room is druuuuunk

Anchor grabbing earpiece: "DONALD TRUMP SEEMS TO BE SPEAKING."

*slam cut to DJT at microphone futzing*

Anchor: "Uh, we'll monitor and come back to that."

*slam cut back to annoyed guest who was cut off scowling in camera*

#SmershTV

WOW

Local CBS affiliate calling the Governor race in favor of the Dem. They go to the GOP spokesperson on hand for comment.

"We've had a ton of people, particularly young people, move here over the past 10, 12 years. They came here and registered as unaffiliated independents. Today they showed that wasn't true. They were Democrats."

looooooooooool

#Colorado #COCoSo #Politics
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LOL

Joe O'Dea is getting CLOBBERED by Michael Milquetoast Bennett in CO's Senate race. Bennett has an east coast boarding school accent that stands out like a sore thumb here.

And the homegrown rancher LOST!

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#COCoSo #Politics