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Tonight I am going to watch the musical episode of Star Trek SNW and probably enjoy every single minute of it because the salt I keep seeing online will enhance my popcorn.

Tonight was what what we call Leftover Protein Ramen.
Leftover grilled chicken, diced, chonked green cabbage, Vidalia onion, and matchstick carrots stir-fried in canola oil, sesame oil, soy sauce, and crushed red pepper tossed with cooked ramen noodles and its seasoning packet.

It's 4 servings for about $1.50 - $2 each.


August in this household generally ends up being those Interesting Times people are cursed with living in, and I'm hoping this August remains completely boring.
However 2017 allowed me to do this for my kid.
Yes I'm That Mom.


Woke up this morning to this sitting in my messages from my bestie and laughed out loud.

#12


Younger son has access to the photos uploaded to Amazon automatically and just came to me with his Fire tablet showing me this while laughing hysterically. I took the tablet and went to delete it and he yelled NO! and kept laughing.
I'm so glad I made this today.

@FrankCannon

This is still one of my greatest purchases in my entire life just for simple joy.
Every time I pick it up I smile.
It was two dollars.

Whacked my knuckles on the refrigerator, dropped a napkin on the floor, and hit my forehead on the counter picking up the napkin.

I am getting up early on Wednesday morning just to stand outside with my coffee.

Double decker turkey club on toasted Merita bread the way husband likes it.
One leaf of romaine each deck.
Not so much turkey it won't fit in mouth.
Bacon touching mayonnaise on top deck.



Every time I make wings I think about the first New Year's Eve my husband and I spent together.
I made wings.
When they were finished I dropped a flat. Ginny, my Dog Of A Lifetime, snatched it in a millisecond and my husband walked into the kitchen to find me with my hand in her mouth to above the wrist. Thankfully she swallowed it whole and passed it easily.



This is without doubt one of the funniest hashtag spams I've ever seen.

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