@SheepOverboard come for the fake Rosie, stay for the lack of asshats. I love me some Rosie but you had me at asshat-free.
Or perhaps:
"Hero" dad protects multinational food chain from a starving homeless person.
I GUESS THERE ARE NOT MANY SURREALISM FANS HERE AS MY FAVORITES AND BOOSTS HAVE DROPPED OFF DRAMATICALLY. ALSO, NO NEW FRIENDS RECENTLY.
OH AND SORRY FOR THE CAPS, THE KEY BROKE OFF AND I CAN'T GET THESE TO GO AWAY.
No, wait... my pinky was sitting on the shift key. My bad.
My only complaint about CoSo is that I don't get the free "Hi Honey" followers every day like I do on Twitter. Gotta deserve followers here.
Sigh.
@Bonbon @SheepOverboard @WuzzaDiva @CorreroM *crawls out of cave grumbling, rubs eyes, yawns* Did somebody say bbq? Sorry, starting new years diet, no cows or rabbits, only trolls and mammoths. And I think you'd all lose the fight for supremacy against @VirginMaryCandle and @Lilith so be good creatures and let the dragon go back to bed. π
@SheepOverboard @Bonbon @WuzzaDiva
Cool, some bovine on ovine action!
Though a supporter of unions & public transport, I look forward to the day of affordable point to point driverless electric "johhny cabs" to solve price vs convenience that grounds poor or disabled cross-town commuters, and to remove larger cars and busses from inner city
It seems that you, me and @Bonbon might have to sort out who's the dominant creature around here.
If I ever start a Mastodon instance, this will be my "Ed209"
@cathyshepherd - How did you know of those recent CoSo signups? You welcomed 3 in the past 6 hrs.
π¦πΊ They were the best of times
Will follow unless unconscious at keyboard...
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