I know, I know, U$800, but:
1. Love this sort of innovation
2. Cheap for the serious bike commuter
3. If you never biked to work because of some hills.

https://electronwheel.com/

Best Burns of 2018 Award.
Just 4 days in, first Nominee:

xpost tw -> cs https://t.co/MrTodzGsAl

J is asking for a word to replace "toot" One favorite is "hoot"
Important to think it through..😀

https://counter.social/media/CO92m57C_i_haT5ycyg https://counter.social/media/OP5FTTVUg8_RYvYYwv4

Inaugural Post of The Year award for 2018. First nominee:

https://counter.social/media/scw8uy6DZUHpJk5Bs1E

This Just In ~
NSW police announced the "Bondi Monstrosity" will be loaned to police in Melbourne to assist fighting swarms of armed African mafia crime drug gangs terrorising Melbournian restaurant patrons, joggers, and assorted dog walkers.
#MelbourneBitesBack #DuttonsGangs

Australians aren't used to, and don't take readily to, over-militarised state police.

Nite CoSo
Sleep tight

What next - Cows With Guns?

How to keep the milk from freezing...

@RogueLaure

I know, crazy, wasn't it.

Frikkin' Urban Dictionary was wrong on that. Might have to create a new entry for them.

@raspberrypanda - you're too late. The last 50 toots has turned my brain to mush.

... 5th coffee.... who's this "trump" person everyone mentions........

@nova - I can't see your face clearly. Is it the coffee maybe.

...just had 4th coffee...

Ok, I've got a plan. Don't think I'm obsessed or anything, just because I mention *him* in every 3rd toot. Maybe I'm suffering PTSS for that violent murder of one of our beloved trolls the other day.

But, and just asking for a friend, if I work hard and become a #CSI, would that mean ED209 couldn't kill me?

Explaining to SWMBO the difference between Twitter & CoSo is hard. So I tried these:

1.Myriad ways the conversations are cross-connected, hijacked, & bizarro like a giant chat room & nobody takes offence.

2. Some handles throw me - like every time @tehdr0p0ut toots, I think someone is actually replying to another with "god of FUCK! what now? "

SheepOverboard gets its news from where POTUS fears to tread.

xpst Tw -> CoSo