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5 clever tweets of yore:
@GianDoh
All I really aspire to is a roaring hearth in a wood paneled library, peering through fogged windows across a windswept heath to a rough sea where whales breach in the gloaming. Oh, and immortality.
@RodLacroix
Son: I’m going to go out and get a pizza.
Wife: No, the storm has made the roads too treacherous. You could crash and die. Let your father go get it.
@Strandjunker
Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.