4 pretty good tweets of yore:

@brznt
if you have butterflies in your stomach you should call a gastroentomologist

@clemwin
I eat my feelings all the time. They taste like sarcasm, melancholy and Nutella.

@HatfieldAnne
How this will go down: We will both take rolls. I will eat my roll. Then you will slide your roll WITHOUT FANFARE onto my plate.

@maisonwithapen
[at Dunkin Donuts]
excuse me are these donuts locally dunked?

#twitter #funny