Some pretty good tweets of yore:

@lafix
I see a little silhouetto of a man. Is it Bruce? Yes, it's Bruce, I will throw him a mango. #betterlyrics

@bwebster76
Sitting in a movie theater behind one of the Easter Island heads.

@simoncholland
Me: *buying a pair of socks and a pack of gum*
Kohl's cashier: You saved $439 today.

#twitter #funny