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Some pretty good tweets of yore:
@daddydoubts
Operator: 911 what’s your emergency?
Me: my toddler’s pretzel broke and he can’t put it back together.
Operator: that’s not an emergency.
Me: APPARENTLY IT IS
@hashtag_stacks
I'm not like 'famous' famous but let's just say they ALWAYS record my call to use for training purposes.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee
I thought white noise was the sound of people complaining at Starbucks.