Some pretty good tweets of yore:
@maxuthink
Nike: we named our brand after the Greek god for victory
Puma: we named our brand after a sleek feline renowned for stalking its prey
Le Coq Sportif: it’s the sport chicken
@elizmccracken
Limey Ball-&-chain suggests we brine the turkey by tucking it into bed with my mother. She's game. "It's a big bed," she says cheerfully.
@TheWeirdWorld
I fix mistakes made by Auto correct way more than Auto correct fixes my mistakes.