4 pretty good tweets of yore:

@lloydrang
Wait - my gym moved?
In 1997?

@PaulyMortadella:
My best relationship advice: Make sure you're the crazy one

@FarmersCubed
My retirement plan is to find out what diseases can be cured with dog saliva then turn my home into a wellness center.

@lenadunham:
That age old question: are you sad because you're listening to Tracy Chapman or are you listening to Tracy Chapman because you're sad?

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