4 great tweets of yore:

@RidiculousSheri
Him: You’re pretty good at missing the point
Me: First of all, thanks for calling me pretty

@missingblakes
Look at that stupid gerbil running on a wheel in a cage -- haha! Well, I’m off to the gym and then to my cubicle.

@IGotsSmarts
“What an asshole!” - an enthusiastic proctologist.

@JeremyCShipp
You are lovely. You are a kind word. You are a tree house with WiFi. You are a fennec fox in a bowler hat performing a vaudeville act.