I know this is fake.

But it's so good fake.

Jerry Jones is choking on his Pat's cheesesteak wit right now.

#FlyEaglesFly

#DALvsPHI #DallasCowboys

45 minutes to game time. I think the clocks not only got turned back overnight, but they stopped entirely. Been waiting all afternoon for the #Eagles to ass-whoop #Cowboys. Let's get it on!

This is my life, such as it is. #CoSoGolf

Shamelessly stolen and spread around the social media sphere.

Live in FL? Visiting FL Nov 6 - 12? If you're a veteran or active duty military, you get free admission to Kennedy Space Center Visitors Center, and 50% off admission for up to 4 members of your party. KSC is an awesome day trip.

https://www.kennedyspacecenter.com/launches-and-events/events-calendar/2023/november/2023-veterans-day-offer

Eloon is making my transition to other social media platforms an inevitable decision. When this promotion comes up in my feed, it's time to go for good.

Found elsewhere. This is a well carved - and topical - piece of seasonal art. 👋

Take it for what it's worth. I just relay the Robert Card info.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/maine-shooting-live-robert-card-31282444

Does this scare you? It should. To your core, because they're running the show right now.

There is no floor or sub-basement. The GOP is a bottomless pit of whatever the opposite of governance is.

#FlyEaglesFly!

Metal art. One of my favorite original pieces. The image doesn't capture the heat iridescence of the actual cut, which is truly awesome.

Are you sharting me?? Unreal.

Xitter's server room. When shyt goes wrong, don't ask why. There are 5 people and a blind gerbil admin'ing the site atm.This includes the gerbil and 2 supervisors.

RIP Jimmy Buffett, from the son of a son of a sailor. You made my life better through your music. Come Monday, it'll be alright.

Years from now, your grandchildren will be asking you, "Where were you when Trnmp was arrested, booked, fingerprinted, mugshotted & assigned a Fulton County prisoner ID?" (Click the photo)

Well, I wake up this morning to find Idalia is now predicted to be a Cat 3 hurricane at landfall in my FL neighborhood on Wednesday. Track has tightened, and I'm located right in the middle of it. Preps are complete. Evac isn't really an option given the uncertainties in storm track and intensity. I-75 and I-10 will be parking lots.

"I" named storms are never good for Florida. I​dalia is now predicted to be a Cat 2 'cane in my back yard on Wednesday. Predictions have shifted right in the past few hours, which puts me directly in the middle of the cone. Wednesday tee time is likely not happening. 🌀⛳️

Seems like an eon ago. 2017.

WTAF?? This is clown nightmare territory.