Not drinking I turned down the Mexican dish in favor of the vegetarian dish.

THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.

An hour later I've got to fart like mad--which can be done in coach because there are sooo many who could be guilty. 😂

So, I got relief in the toilet, but the problem kept coming back. By the time I hit the jetway, there was no holding back any more.

#ProTip

Avoid beer and vegetarian dishes on long flights.