Yesterday, I celebrated my great weight and successful morning op with chili, corn chips and beer.

I took a healthy protein break of salmon and veges for dinner, but folllowed that with my typical flax serial for dessert.

Ever since, I've been farting horribly. It's never pleasant but the gas was coming out of me like a broken gas main.

I constantly apologized to my wife all night.

She tried to escape the line of fire, but ultimately I fell asleep alone.

With my gas.