I feel like we should normalise talking about taking a poo. I mean, it's something we all do, we can all relate to taking one, yet it's weird if we talk about it, no matter how amazing it was.

The one I just had was like the butt equivalent of running a half-marathon - hard work, needed a few tricks learnt over a lifetime to get done. Not enjoyable per se, but definitely left with the satisfaction of a tough job done well.

*watches follower count dip sharply* 😋