@Chex When was the last time a party of family values didn't have a party foul.

Telling my inside/outside cats to stay away from the neighbors yard sale, that a Trumpion will most likely want to steal them.

@Bix Oh my bad just read what the event actually is a scam for bitcoin.

@Bix That's a campaign fundraiser not a rally if they're charging money.

@Pat_Walrond Naturally conceived or 2nd class IVF?

@JanetZumba_FalPals That has been known for awhile. Just new evidence has shown up.

@Tacitus_Kilgore The attention. Whatever happens he wins.

@dr_zooks Read boxes as boxers. 😶

@DavidSalo Sometimes you just got to let life be the consequences.

Should I leave notes in the middle grade foodie book (for the kid) that is literally a tongue and cheek read for adults? Principal Butcher, Saint Julia Child that just the Page 1 announcement.

Beware of the pink tax on Dove deodorant. Especially the holiday limited edition.

@grayman Yes, we all saw Independence Day.

@TheRealDelia Ernest Scared Stupid. I begged my Dad to take me, he was worried it would be too scary for me. This is coming from a 3 year old child that would sneak downstairs to watch Alfred Hitchcock Presents. My cousin would say E.T..

Home owner flying tfg flag, giant sign in yard. The neighbor has the property line marked and planted a line of trees between the two properties. Waiting for a skeleton cat to appear attached to the sign.

Didn't expect a honey bee to fly in the house when I opened the door before dawn. Lights out except porch to get him back outside.

@TrueBloodNet Lol it was a I need occupation credit to graduate.

@TrueBloodNet As a childless cat lady. I'll have to go with that high school child development class of max is 2 years. Judging Amy tv show did an episode where the mother was breast feeding in a public restroom someone saw and call CPS the kid was in school, his peers were making fun of him for getting "special" milk at lunch. The Judge had to tell the mother to stop.

Horrible commercial at the time 2001 was Breast is Best.

@JV3MJD They need to check his devices.

@igneousidol you are a better person than me. Because I would put a fake skeleton cat in her yard for giggles.

@PussyFootingAround It's a little hard to hide a pet when the idiot is willing to talk to press. I hope every house around that woman but a Harris sign in the front yard.