@insomniacviolin Um...remember to mention the battery at the post office so it arrives extra slowly.

@Faustus The dedication in Fly With Me by Andie Burke makes that point.

@Beanc I promised rain last night.

@justsaywhy Well that money will be used on the hospital bill for that birth.

@BenA Fitting he was in High School when anti Vax, and Abstinence only were gaining a footing.

@redenigma Unless August 1st is a weekend school starts in my county.

@XaoslordErie Oh they get pissy when you out bible them too...my Great Grandparents religion doesn't allow birthdays...dancing...absolutely no recorded singing...

@JolieSaboteuse Most in debt victim.

@JolieSaboteuse I didn't need that imagery.

@sfleetucker It's a wild trip. Right now my Grandma in home care is manageable. If it was up to me she would in a long term care facility. I think she would be less lonely.

@scottyorange Depends can you blame toddlers?

@Yarnchick Something happened internally that cause my Dad to retire.

Took 25 chapters to figure out the main character is a woman...I believe the book was wrote that way...

@Finkle @finkled You know the 6 year old is being offered ice cream for good behavior.

@catlynne333 He passed the Pale, Male, Yale test.

@POOetryma The weird thing that I encounter when getting my Grandmother's car fixed (she hasn't driven in 40 years) (has dementia) (I had to wait for her to be in Florida) was Ford dealership texting me a quote to buy the car, not telling me the car was fixed. That is weird.

@catlynne333 Good thing he was on a friendly otherwise he would have been asked about Helsinki.

@DisasterOracle Is this a one off day or is it time to move on from the job?

@sazemisery That is me on codeine. Alcohol make aware and happy.

@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN Yes, you can have a crush as long as you keep it not creepy, or stalkery.