@darcrich Lizzie Borden sheets I need a set.

@MrsE0113 What color bag did throat come in?

Uncle drive to Colorado... Are you prepared for a snow storm? It won't snow. It's May. Won't snow. Severe weather event um...this is other event I didn't mention that was implied when I say snow storm in May. He didn't get to Denver in 17 hours like he planned.

@kel The "originalist" left a document knowing it would need to be changed.

@NotSoEvilQueen Do both different states have different snacks.

@Kinnison Just people being people.

@GrazingintheGrass Yesterday it was a soft landing in a helicopter in the mountains.

@rpardee That's rough...

@HiRISE Kind of looks like a volcano.

@lfrum My Mom does it 3 times.

@Reincarnation_4 So he doesn't remember professional Basketball being Jewish?

@JoyfullyDazed No Name was the horse's name.

@BillieBun It's like the ignored scientists in all disaster movies.

@Lucky188 Replaced 3 belts on a 2002 Toyota Tacoma with youtube the cussing needed getting new belts was in 4 languages.

@BenA um...not that bad...you walk on the treadmill to reach a chosen heart rate about 10-15 minutes

Now a guy in my running group failed nearly immediately and was asked to stop right when "he was hitting his sweet spot" because he was having a heart attack.

My Dad passed the stress test came home worked in the garage was feeling tightness in his chest called his cardiologist and that scheduled a different test.

@NewYorkJellybean Dang Twitter is crushing hard on Jr.

@MotherDucker Um...wow...talk about one paranoid neighbor.

@ps9714 In a gun free zone speech.

@Redskye572 Fusion is Grandpa's car current situation car goes 10-15 miles a week.

@NewYorkJellybean Twitter jail for telling folks if they have a miscarriage they should sue the church. Quit Twitter after that.