@Tacitus_Kilgore They've been say fuck twice an episode in 2nd season of SyFy Reginal the Vampire.

@thedisasterautist The original The House on Haunted Hill has an annoying plot hole.

Uncle's girlfriend has never seen a firefly. I went out to catch one, it landed on my finger. That wasn't my goal at all but won the night. After going I need you to flash your hiney it decided he rested enough.

@BlueMan2 if all the registered Democrat voters would show up to vote we could flip Tennessee Blue, that's how low voter turn out is in the state.

@LiberalLibrarian The simple solution is stay out of the water. It's not that hard.

@SuziqLeathers when you're a paid extra, you leave when your time is up.

@LiberalLibrarian While in Las Vegas where last I checked a boater would have to go pretty far to find a shark in the water.

@JV3MJD Fanatics are the die hard cultist.

@JV3MJD 110 degrees electronic don't like to be that hot.

Have a super cute awesome possum eating something on my back porch. I'm all for it.

@mcfate That's just a very flat pancake with fruit inside.

@Cmnslivn Caffeine withdraw is real.

@Iveyjanette1 What idiot holds an outdoor rally in the hottest part of the day?

@Animeraider Sounds on brand.

@LordSpenserRoberts Good thing they come with 9 lives.

@YouInMyEye Oh...please Melanie doesn't care...

@AnnetteTRemain 100% England's fuck up. If the King of England would have stuck with the agreement their Diplomat made with during WWI the whole area would look different today.

@Kinnison 2nd degree murder fits.

@kingofc Sounds like you need a out of the home activity... Bowling is a good option this time of year.