@DaveBlackwell
One time a pair of JWs came to my door and started asking me questions, I don't think my answers were fitting with their script as they got flustered. Then my German shep noses his muzzle between the door and frame and was all "who the fuck are you!? What the fuck are you doing here!?!" as doggos do with their barking. He was loud and showed teeth and slobber.
The JWs then got all big eyed, didnt even run away, and said "whoaaaa you have a talking dog! That's so cool!"
@Reunie @DaveBlackwell I once talked down a couple of JW who were approaching my granny. beat them on their own grounds since I know a lot of the bible, it felt like quite the victory