This is based on a true story from 2016, names have been changed to protect the crazy.

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Instead of worrying that robots will be taking over, worry about dogs.

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So, you call us on your cellphone, while driving, and your in another country AND you not only complain about the noise on the line but you think it's on our end?
Dude, no.

Genetically-modified purple tomato sounds like a low budget Halloween movie.

This fountain was talking out of both sides of it's mouth.

Little Bunny Foo Foo

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Face Rock - Bandon, Oregon

If you build it, they will come.

This bull is my new spirit animal.

The Southern Oregon Coast this morning.

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The weather guessers in Reno are *almost* rooting for the record breaking heat tomorrow.
They can fuck all the way off.

"I fart in your general direction"

Bird shell in my backyard.

LOL

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