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The Church still claims D&D is a gateway to The Occult; However, in recent years as attempts to reboot the D&D moral panic have fizzled out, they have replaced D&D with Pokémon, Magic: The Gathering, Vampire: The Masquerade, the Goth subculture (Which I am a card-carrying member of), Tarot Cards, Divination, Ouija Boards, Paganism, and just about anything else they think is detrimental to "Family Values".

Raven casts Magick Missile for 666 DPS against Chief Censor!