Today I learned the net initialism IANAL, standing for I Am Not A Lawyer, which, I'm not sure if any late night talk show host has brought up, is appropriate how taking pseudolegal advice may result in someone getting metaphorically fLIcked in the @$$.

also, some countries would only get it if the website was yoochoob

Would it be illegal to make a yootoob website?

We will continue regularly filling out planning, progress, update and action documentation and forms until we find out why we're not getting much work done around here.

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If there's gaslighting, there's also bosslighting - your immediate head attributing to you something he himself said in a previous occasion, especially if it's something that puts you on the spot, such as a suggesting a tight deadline for a task you would not have given for yourself, or repeatedly telling HIS boss changing schedule to more closely monitor your team's productivity - AFTER he told you another team lead did the same thing.

Right now, my current rate is buying 2 40-piece packs per week.

Hey, social media! How about not allowing users to like/favorite their own posts?

Having been in leadership camps since high school you'd think I'd have taken all of them already. It seems there is one born every minute, and this is my latest result from the DISC test.

You are not as hungry as you think you will be.

One of the downsides for me of buying lunch out before entering the office, with the plan not to leave the office until end of shift, is that I usually buy more food that I eat at noon, grossly underestimating how heavy the food is, and/or grossly overestimating how hungry I'll feel in 4 hours.

Then I have to bring the extra food home with me.

So apparently forgetting the names you started to use not only happens in math problems but also in hypothetical scenarios.

My current comfort food. Prefer Flat Tops to Curly Tops, not only because removing the paper is messy sometimes, but for some reason, Flat Tops are cheaper.

Although this 1996-written book is outdated when it comes to the use of they/their/them and it may have been panned, but you gotta love a grammar tome that has puns like this.

Woe Is I: The Grammarphobe's Guide to Better English in Plain English by Patricia T. O'Conner

UCC, you failed me. Still nodding off at my workstation. What's the strongest inexpensive instant coffee guaranteed to keep me awake through this shift?

I just realized my last day as team lead in my previous campaign was Dec. 25, 2022. What a Christmas gift for my team, and my boss.

Going from a content moderation stance of "minimal edits" to being bent on brevity.

You never really know how distinctly people notice you at work, regardless of how quiet you are, until you switch worksites and everyone asks you about it.