We have two plates in front of us—broccoli and dog shit—and a large number of people are wringing their hands over:
many people don’t like broccoli
it isn't cooked right.
should be raw or
served differently or
replace the broccoli w/ beans,
I feel like we should really confront the fact that the other choice is DEFINITELY dog shit and maybe focus there. there is something REALLY wrong when someone decides dog shit is an acceptable alternative