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I'm not one to kink shame, fat shame, or eat shame, but I've never heard of anyone eating a corn dog like it's a popsicle. Or a penis.
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@PaulSemel
I'm also sure this wasn't written by him but by his handlers.
@PaulSemel His mind is much less like a powerful supercomputer and more like a malfunctioning, inexpensive blender with partially stripped gears.
@PaulSemel
you know what I'm not gonna do? I'm not gonna google corndoggin' after this. ever