The funniest thing happened today. I was power-napping on the couch, peacefully studying the back of my eyelids, when all of a sudden, there was pandemonium: the doorbell rang, dogs went ape, and I was like Sylvester, the cat, clinging to the ceiling. I stumbled onto my feet and answered the door to see it was a guy selling pillows. I did not let him say a word before uttering, not interested. He took one look at me, and he was off like a hare in a Greyhound race!
#humour #grumpyoldmen