I remember when I was a young lad it (long before cell phones) it was considered great fun for those of a certain age to answer the phone with something like
Vancouver City Morgue - you stab them, we slab the.
Vancouver Fire Department - you light them we fight them
Sadly those days of such innocent bliss are gone 🤣
@NorthernInvader I still do that sometimes!
@NorthernInvader 😆