Well,just saw my first Homecoming Parade.....bizzaro world.
@LiseL @FrankCannon Welcome to the States!
@NiveusLepus I suppose everyone needs to be made to feel important now and again.🤷♂️😂 @LiseL
@FrankCannon @LiseL Only because everyone _is_ important. ^_^
@NiveusLepus Perhaps to serve as a lesson in how not to be but beyond that.....nah.👍 @LiseL
@NiveusLepus @FrankCannon
At the precise moment I opened this image, the neighbor lady behind us sang out "LAAAAAAA!" really loud, so it felt like the person in the picture sang out "LAAAAAA!" in a high-pitched soprano.
@AskTheDevil Check for cameras.👍 @NiveusLepus
You're right! I should! I charge for shows!
@AskTheDevil It'll give them something to talk about. @NiveusLepus
@FrankCannon @NiveusLepus Yes, but they'll probably talk about it to the sheriff.
@AskTheDevil @FrankCannon When are people going to learn... don't talk to the cops. :P
@NiveusLepus @FrankCannon
Okay, answering the door nekkid when the sheriff comes by to tell me to close the drapes, and asking "do you have a warrant" is now on my bucket list.
@AskTheDevil @FrankCannon I must say I love your energy.
@AskTheDevil Not a prize you want to win.😬 @NiveusLepus
@FrankCannon @AskTheDevil Free ride, free accommodations, food included, but the reviews are terrible.
@NiveusLepus Had some reviews to my face over the years.😂😂 @AskTheDevil
@FrankCannon @AskTheDevil Oh me too. They never told me part of my job walking the floor was a quality assurance specialist. :P
@NiveusLepus I thankfully didn't have to do that,I just took care of helping them out with booking it.😂 @AskTheDevil
@NiveusLepus I've had several over the years try to tell me how unenjoyable it was......not too happy when it's pointed out their dickery put them there. @AskTheDevil
@FrankCannon @AskTheDevil Hey if they booked the reservation, it would be a shame if they didn't show up.
@NiveusLepus I made sure they didn't lose their deposit. @AskTheDevil
@FrankCannon @NiveusLepus I've occasionally gotten driving tickets for things I really didn't even do.
I didn't contest them, because I figured it's fair enough, after all the things I've not been caught for that I definitely did!
@AskTheDevil "I bet you have a quota of tickets for the month"....."nope,I can write as many as I want" ,was a pretty common exchange. @NiveusLepus
One of my exes was a police officer in a college town that was serious about not having ticket quotas, and he liked to say that exact same thing!
@AskTheDevil I was always fairly polite on duty until anyone failed the attitude test,which in NI was very often. @NiveusLepus
@AskTheDevil @FrankCannon My father was a police officer, and he had 100s of quips.
"No, Sir, we don't have quotas, but it's never stopped me before."
@AskTheDevil @FrankCannon @NiveusLepus
I don't think that way at all 😠 but it's admirable. 😬
@FrankCannon @NiveusLepus I'm sure you were the soul of courtesy.
In your way.
@AskTheDevil Always,until I wasn't.Policing In NI has always been problematic due to the political climate there.I treated everyone the same. @NiveusLepus
@FrankCannon @NiveusLepus Oh dear, I hope I didn't bring back memories of when you had to knock on some nekkid weirdo's door.
I forget you were a police sometimes, Frank, because you're not one of our ones. I bet you've never even tased a single toddler.
(But if you did... what's it like?)
@AskTheDevil Knocking on someone's door and them answering naked was a sensible call for us.😂 @NiveusLepus
@NiveusLepus People talked to me all the time.🤷♂️ @AskTheDevil
@AskTheDevil Lawyer,lawyer,lawyer. @NiveusLepus
@NiveusLepus Pretty much.