Just watched a video of my partner's friend getting married on Christmas. They did their own vows. Using her phone, she does a 5-minute spiel of promises. It was actually pretty good. Then he starts, by pulling out a paper list from his pocket. He opens it and begins to read,

"Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

Now THAT'S a sense of #humor and good night!