Most folks who don't travel for business:
"Oh, you travel so much! You must see so many cool things!"

Me: "Got up at 2AM and found my 2nd plane today is 4 hours late. Means I have to land, scoot to the show to set up, go check in, go grab some food, work on plans for tomorrow, then get to bed."

Most Folks: "Oooohhhhh....."