About once a year, I'm reminded of this font-inspired essay by Mike Lacher, and I read it again just to appreciate its brilliance.
I’M COMIC SANS, ASSHOLE
"Listen up. I know the shit you’ve been saying behind my back. You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg."