Is Diddy still relevant

Will Ferrell comes to save the Super Bowl commercials

Steve Martin is a vampire. He has been the same age for 40 years

I’m not an Eagles fan, but go ahead and stomp them Chiefs

I can’t believe Jesus spent all that money on a Super Bowl ad

Frank Clark learned that offsides move in Seattle

Paramount Plus commercial… dumb

Thud

I could have used a liiiittle more Zoolander in that Pepsi ad

Thank goodness, talking babies have returns to commercials

I hate these superimposed 3D floaty things

Nothing is certain but death, taxes, and more Fast and Furious movies

*kickoff occurs *

Narration by Morgan Freeman begins

“Kickers have gone through trials and tribulations to get to this moment…”

Maybe we can have a video after every commercial break

Kevin Costner sounds 1000 years old

This DJ Khalid intro thing is dumb

The best part about Kellen Moore to the Chargers is that I don’t have to hope the Cowboys do well anymore.

I kind of hope that the Bengals pull this one out, because I’d prefer a Super Bowl where I would be ok with either team winning (slightly lean Cindy, though).

Here it is, the one day of the year that I actually want to watch a wrestling event. #royalrumble

*drives by toy shop with Star Wars poster on window*

5-year-old: “Oh, there’s Grandpa Baby Yoda”

Me: “No, that’s just Yoda”