GO EAGLES

If they do not win next weekend, GO BENGALS/CHIEFS (in that order)

It really sucks when you have a kid with behavioral issues. It sucks even more when your first three kids didn’t have them because you are completely unprepared with how to deal with it. It’s like becoming a parent all over again and trying to wing it the best you can.

Avatar 2 was… ok. Mind you, the first one was never my thing. Still, one line really stuck with me:

“All energy is only borrowed and some day you have to give it back”

(Now, as I looked up the exact quote, of course I found out that it was said in the first one, too. I told you it wasn’t my thing!)

THE SEAHAWKS HAVE THE LEAD

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Kirk Cousins and Justin Jefferson have kinda ruined two fantasy football championship games for me. Need some big games from Joe Burrow, Devin Singletary, and Diontae Johnson.

I have 4 players in this game and nooooobody is scoring me any points. #fantasyfootball

Already turning off the Seahawks game. My mental health cannot stand a Seahawks game at the moment.

I got some DT trading cards and all I pulled was a 4 Seasons Total Landscaping, the eclipse glasses he didn’t wear, a Dinesh D’Souza pardon, and a Barron rookie card. I was really hoping for that DT riding a Harley card. Maybe next time.

Some day I will stop looking at that bird app. Geez, what a shit show. I never open that app and go, “Wow, I feel better after doing that.”

Secured 1st round byes in both the fantasy leagues I had a competitive team in (got 11th place in my rebuild). No fantasy football for me for a week!

Seahawks run defense is absolute garbage

The Seahawks game is already looking gross

Imagine being such a shitty person that you have to find the negative in the release of a U.S. citizen that was unjustly imprisoned in a foreign country.

Dumb pet peeve: when football analysts refer to quarterbacks as “signal-callers”

Time is money and money’s time
We wasted every second dime
On diets, lawyers, shrinks and apps and flags and plastic surgery
Now Willy Wonka Major Tom, Ali, and Alecia have moved on
Signal the final curtain call in all its atomic pageantry
-A Perfect Circle

Fantasy football team update (all dynasty teams)
10-3 (sole possession of 1st)
10-3 (sole possession of 1st)
3-10 (11th place; rebuild team)

Fantasy football team update
9-3 (sole possession of 1st)
9-3 (tied for 1st but other team has scored more points)
3-9 (11th place; rebuild team)

Nothing is certain but death, taxes, and my wife swearing like a sailor while playing Alex Legends

Rodgers going out and Love going in won me a fantasy match.

Seahawks. #pain

(FYI that Metcalf catch was a catch)