I may not be able to pull a rabbit out of a hat but I can damn sure put a cap on it.

If his beautiful white skin is so beautiful why the fuck is he using orange make up?

The only election TFG has won is electing to spread lies and bad judgement, repeatedly.

@Alfred TELL US ABOUT THE Carnian Pluvial Event

@Alfred remind us of the time it rained for 1 million years.

Ya'll are stuck with me until I have to work, I can't do anything about that.

This ain't my tea it's JOE tea!

It's p good. I like a green tea.

I am an idiot of great rarity and a scholar of all things I taught myself. I love you.

IOWA ARE YOU READY FOR CASTRATION NATION?

@Alfred Write me a garbage truck advert in the style of Donald Trump and use the words make trash great again.

Griggory is Alpacad up and ready to go

Reminder to charge your device.

Tomorrow is garbage day not recycling day!!!

#Reminder

Here you go Doc.

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Trump can't swallow Selzer's poll but he can sure pretend to swallow a mic.

Get goin Steve!