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@Alfred list the categories of farts
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Starting my own Guyness Book of World Records
First category is Flatulence.
Measured by length and decibals.
@Alfred What is the Guinness book of world record for longest fart?
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Oh lawd, @MrGoat got here. I’ll go get the popcorn and a beer for the show.
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@MrGoat but tell her the replacement door is haunted. I mean, tis the season and all.
Oldest daughter hit my car and fucked up the rear passenger door last night. I found a match at the junkyard for 55 bucksband put it on already.. She owes me 100 dollars. Save insurance and about 800 or so.
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Folks—I think it’s important to note that neither of the documentaries J is sharing tonight focus on shaming people who voted for Trump.
They truly examine his ties to Russia and also how his psychological health is unsuited for the office of President.
If you know people who are tired of being scolded or put down, that’s not what these films are about.
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@MrGoat This reminds of an interaction I had with old friends decades ago.
We were enjoying drinks on a Summer's night, and one of them goes "Summer is the best month." And without missing a beat we all replied "Ever."
About a minute later, one of us responds "Dude, Summer's not a month."
It was July.
Should I start an Only Grams where it's just me smoking weed in random places?
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Please join us if you can.
Knowledge is power.
When they ask what year it is I say Tuesday.
MrGoat🐐🇮🇱🇺🇦
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