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Starting my own Guyness Book of World Records
First category is Flatulence.
Measured by length and decibals.
@MrGoat Got to factor pitch and quantity of solid or liquid output somehow. Points deducted for track marks.
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Did you know that there is a comedic record of a fart competition. I had it in the late 70's. Lemme know if you want me to track down the details. Very funny.
@MrGoat We need a sleeplessness Category no?