@YouInMyEye How fast can you run? @MrGoat

@00pi @MrGoat

All I have to do is run faster than you. 😜

@YouInMyEye Are we crashing funerals together, in matching shirts? Otherwise, I think I'm ok. @MrGoat

@00pi @MrGoat

Of course we will be wearing matching shirts 🤔 😳 😆

@YouInMyEye @00pi @MrGoat

pics or it wouldn't have happened!

@peeppeepcircus @00pi @MrGoat

How much can you afford?

@YouInMyEye @00pi @MrGoat

willing to barter a giant pet rock

@peeppeepcircus @00pi @MrGoat

Umm... yer making this difficult........

Alright, ship to to me and I'll send you a self-destructing dm. 👍

@YouInMyEye @00pi @MrGoat

that's not how barter works!

1 - wear the matching shirts to the funeral.
2 - take pics.

then, and only then, could you get the giant pet rock.

@YouInMyEye Great! Meet me at my place, 1060 W Addison St, Chicago. I'll make a mapped list of funerals, you bring the air horns. We'll recognize each other by the snazzy shirts and the giant dildos we'll each strap to our foreheads. @MrGoat

@00pi @MrGoat

Great. That's not all that far from me. Giant dildos is a great idea. 👍