: Basements can be dumb.
Case in point: my basement. It is dumb, and it's irksome.
There. I said it.
@thedisasterautist Maybe the basement is just smarter than you.
@MrGoat: Negative. It is inanimate and therefore intellgenceless. Nor does it have intuition. It, of course, cannot speak either, which actually makes it doubly dumb.
