TIL The http code 418 is used to return “I’m a teapot” when the server is requested to brew coffee. https://www.berkeleysquares.co.uk/2021/06/html-response-code-418-why-youve-never-heard-of-it-and-never-will-again/
@estherschindler meh - just have to compromise a chinese computer and get into russia that way. game on.