I’m not trying to brag, but I attended a really haute fashion show today after work. They gave me mashed potatoes and buttered crackers at the door and lavished me with blingy swag 💍. I was the holder of the most exclusive ticket in town 🎟️ or the only ticket, come to think of it. The models were only like 50% plastic. A bit of fiber filler and synthetic hair. The looks were innovative for sure. (I’ve been assured it’s a skin matching shirt.)