Parenting in the period of pandemics & piss-poor politics makes procuring play-dates problematic. People need people that much is positively probable. Pediatric persons pine for peer proponents. Parental persons, post-pandemic & politics perceive people as perversive and pestiferous. Preferring peaceful placating places to persons. But pediatric persons plead for pals & parents with the promise of prosperity pulsing through their pumps, prevent their pride & provide perfect play-dates.