Parenting is checking with your child no less than 6 times to make sure they don’t need to go to the toilet, then spending 10 minutes setting up for their every possible whim or desire while you are indisposed, and telling them 3 times, “Mommy needs a few minutes to go potty. I’m just upstairs. You are good.”

No less than 5 seconds after your tush touches faux porcelain, “MOM! IT’S AN EMERGENCY!!”

I haven’t seen a poo through to satisfactory completion in about 6 yrs.
#parenting