I pulled the plug on the bath and there was instantaneous screams of agony… from the “mermaid bath toys.”
“NOOOOO HOW WILL WE EVEN SURVIIIIIIIIIIVE?!”
“I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE AIR, GIANT LADY!!! YOU MIGHT AS WELL DROP US IN A VOLCANO!”

“They” continued to gasp and flop and call me a giant lady villain until every drop of water went down the drain.

Giant lady. Gee thanks. 😅
#parenting