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#cosonauts, why is it that my husband always has something super important to tell me the second I switch on my electric tooth brush; he's loudly whispering, so as not to wake oir sleeping child while giving me an annoyed look--suggesting I cut off my toothbrush to hear him because it can't possibly wait two minutes until my teeth are clean? And the second I turn it back on he has an afterthought that NEEDS my full attention again? WTF IS SO URGENT THAT I CAN'T FINISH BRUSHING MY TEETH.
@Animeraider she's an evil genius and I stan her.
@MotherDucker Close the door and lock it. Problem solved.
@MotherDucker Wow. Maybe step outside so you can brush your teeth in peace.
@MotherDucker My wife likes to wait until 10 minutes after we've turned out the lights and just as I'm drifting off. That's when she tells me of something we need to do three weeks from now.
And later she can factually say that "we discussed all this!"
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