Scene: me outside with pupper playing ball, man approaches on foot with a lanyard and clipboard.
Me: No Soliciting (points to no soliciting sign he’s ignoring)
Him: I’m not soliciting- do you want to register to vote?
Me: No soliciting.
Him: Okay, but it’s not soliciting…
Possible root cause discovery. People are too fucking stupid to know what “soliciting” means. It doesn’t mean you’re selling encyclopedias.
Also, like I’d give my voter registration information to some wandering fucko with a clipboard and lanyard. I can register online, creepy creeperson and this state offers “motor voter” registration.
Assholes and morons everywhere.
@AskTheDevil the word “soliciting” doesn’t have a carve out for political canvassing. That’s a local ordinance issue, not a linguistic one. They can all fuck right off.