What do bears mean in dreams? I had a dream with a black bear but we didn’t raid anybody’s garbage.
@MidnightRider I’m reminded of that joke about the bear and the rabbit next to each other, both pooping. The bear says matter of factly to the rabbit “Do you have trouble with the poop sticking to your fur too?”
The rabbit says “No, can’t say that I do”, upon which the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes with him.
@MookyTroubadour I think the classic wipe joke is: What do the starship enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.
@MidnightRider @MookyTroubadour You can fit six earth size bodies inside Uranus.
@JolieSaboteuse @MookyTroubadour Or one bardex. (either you know or you don't)
@JolieSaboteuse Oh I did, I worked 12 - 8 's happily to "stop".
@MookyTroubadour if you dreamt of a bear that means you are winning because bears are awesome.
@peeppeepcircus I’m pretty sure we dented someone’s car though. Like juvenile delinquents, we moved on promptly thereafter.
@MookyTroubadour was it fun tho
@MookyTroubadour
If you are dreaming with a black bear, it means you are sleeping in the wrong cave and should seek other accommodations.
@MookyTroubadour Your toilet paper is too coarse