RUSSIA REVEALED AS A PAPER BEAR WITH A HOLLOW ARMY BY ZELENSKY-SYRSKYI KURSK OFFENSIVE: AFTER ALMOST TWO WEEKS, FOREIGN SOLDIERS ARE STILL EXPANDING THEIR HOLDINGS ON THE SOIL OF HOLY MOTHER RUSSIA WHILE RUSSIANS STRUGGLE TO BUILD DEFENSIVE TRENCHES; BAD NEWS FOR THEORY OF MOSCOW THE THIRD ROME; UKRAINIAN THRUST IS CLASSIC RELIEF ATTACK
(WHO IGNORED AND BELITTLED CLEAR INTEL WARNINGS) TO FSB SECRET POLICE SPOOK BORTNIKOV, BUT THEN KEPT FLIP-FLOPPING, SENDING THE TASK ON TO ALEKSEY DYUMIN, HIS LONG-TIME BODYGUARD AND SECURITY BOSS; THIS SHOCKING SPECTACLE OF IMPOTENCE, VACILLATION, AND INDECISION DEMORALIZES DRAFTEE FORCES AND RUSSIANS GENERALLY;
MEANWHILE, ANOTHER FLAILING CAMPAIGN RESHUFFLE IN TRUMPLAND: AS ORANGE TYRANT GROWS HYSTERICAL ABOUT HIS CRATERING POLLS AND THE NEW ASCENDANCY OF HARRIS-WALZ: APOPLECTIC, HE BLAMES HIS CAMPAIGN TRIUMVIRATE FOR INCOMPETENCE, I.E. SENIOR ADVISER SUSIE WILES, SWIFTBOATING STRATEGIST CHRIS LA CIVITA, AND POLLSTER TONY FABRIZIO; TRUMP'S SOLUTION IS TO SUBORDINATE ALL 3 TO SLEAZY HACK COREY LEWANDOWSKI AS MOMENTARY FAVORITE IN DON'S COURT OF MIRACLES; MAGA-GOP EXTINCTION IN SIGHT;