A large Black man just came up to me with tears in his eyes, saying, "I wasn't going to vote for Trump, but now that he was shot at, I am."
And then he curled up into the fetal position and wept. A crowd of converted Democrats came up around him and prayed, and a shaft of light shot down as heaven itself parted.
A voice from the sky declared, "I have spared my son for great things," and then an image of Trump appeared, shining iridescently.
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And we all wept and considered what a great thing had just happened. And I turned to the crowd and said, Today, we are all MAGA!"
And then the angels sang.
@MichaelTalon
It was Herman Cain singing the Pokemon theme song from the third movie
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