I Krampus, Lord of Yule, son of Hel, bloodline of the great Loki, swear to cut your lying tongue from your mouth, your thieving hands from your wrists, and your jolly head from your neck.
@MichaelTalon I'm also available for bar mitzvahs.
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@LiberalLibrarian he also eats those philistines who don't like Sincker's bars. 😛
@MichaelTalon Hah! I regret nothing!