Wow, it's been a while. Way TOO while. Like, it could have been sooner than a long while, but it would still be a short while.
And then there's that nimrod Musk. 75% of Twitter employees? derp!
So I need to get someplace less... Musky. Get it? Musky? heh heheh
Ahem.
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@Rubicksqoob Elon Musk, who seemingly can’t afford to buy Twitter and is under federal investigation for his failing bid to buy Twitter, is now trying to distract everyone from his weakness and vulnerability by threatening to lay off 75% of Twitter employees – a company he doesn’t even own.